Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

satchelhead

Any bag of a satchel type design easily used to 'head' out on demand

I took my new satchelhead out tonight, much easier access to all my things than a backpack.

by Rodel Iteralde April 6, 2022

Skartch

A father who has willingly his child/left the woman he got pregnant with the baby.

“Will Smith is nothing but a deadbeat skartcher for leaving his kids fatherless.”

“I can’t believe people are calling Alec Baldwin a skartch for losing custody of his kids!”

by peskypeanutman April 24, 2022

Shatchel

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

by Spared April 29, 2022

Sketched

The shoes that Brunswick wears. Typically sketchers brand only.

Wow. Where did you get them shits? They are for sure sketched.

by Andrewdickski May 2, 2022

Sketch mister

Sketch mister: A person who you wouldn’t want to have your kids around. Just someone who really gives off they might be a little sticky to the touch vibes.

Hey has anyone seen little susie? No, well crazy Greg was spotted around here earlier and dude is a sketch mister.
And or

Dude you see that crazy looking guy standing in that ally with a free hugs sign! don’t go over there, I fell for that trap last week and he is a total sketch mister so it was a very unpleasant time for me.

by Bigfoots son May 3, 2022

Sketch

A youtuber with a skyscraper penis

I love sketch. Especially his huge cock.

by Sketch_cc May 22, 2022