simp september

A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.

“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.

by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020

semper high

a ex marine or a current marine who got arrested for doing drugs or having drugs

All those cases with Marines doing drugs are semper high.

by royal marine March 11, 2009

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

Simpette

Noun, Female Simp

Malisa: I would do anything for Tod. Tods friend: bro, she's such a simpette. Tod: hi I'm Tod

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

Simmer

To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.

Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."

by Shadia11 December 31, 2013

simp

bryon byers

Bryon Byers is a simp for Haley and picks her over the boys.

by simp4eva March 8, 2020

simp hunter

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.

A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl i need it

B: ur such a simp hunter

by Proofed September 14, 2020