2 definitions by Simp Pimp

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.
Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp
by Simp Pimp March 12, 2023
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A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.
Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.
by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020
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