Simon

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011

dylan simmons

a lil pussy ass white boy that has a very small penis

did u see that dylan simmons it looks like a penis but smaller

by georgesi i8nyh6vr4wq` February 21, 2010

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.

I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!

by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012

Simon Sinek

The most legendary motivational speaker of our time. He emphasizes on the power of empathy and the ability to put people above everything else. He is a true leader who has the ability to change the world around him by just talking.

Simon Sinek: "Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

colby simon

he is the sweetest person and cares about his girlfriend more then anything in the world.

if you're a GREAT boyfriend, you're a Colby Simon!

by littlek January 29, 2005