seven

The expression used when reaching a point of ecstacy or just random shear joy.

"I got so happy I produced a whole jar of sevenade!" said Onion.

"I aced my test! Yay, SEVEN!!" said Tamequa.

by fantasyx7 October 4, 2004

Avenged Sevenfold

The Metallica of the 21st century, amazing vocals, guitarist actually have talent, and the drums are heart stopping.

Vocals - M. Shadows
Guitar - Synyster Gates
Guitar - Zacky Vengeance
Bass - Johnny Christ
Drums - The Rev

They have recorded 3 full length albums, Waking The Fallen being my personal fave.

Me: Avenged Sevenfold is the greatest band of this era! Long live A7X!

Mindless person who knows nothing about music: A7X sucks, I'm gonna go listen to some Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Simpson, now that's rock n' roll, hyuck!

by The Edge "Your Idol" March 28, 2007

Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.

Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

AK farty-seven

A fart that sounds like an AK - 47 assault rifle.

"Dude, your ass sounds like an AK farty-seven....wow."

by shankmaster 5000 September 1, 2009

Selena Gomez Haters

STUPID. They HATE on Selena because she is dating and kissing Justin Bieber, well guess what Bieber fans that hate Selena, you have NO chance with him, and if you were a true fan, you would be HAPPY for him? I love Justin and Selena and support Jelena 100%! They both CRY because of the hate! So I suggest you STOP, because they are normal people just like YOU!

Selena Gomez Haters: I Hate Selena Gomez, she took my man!
Jelena Supporter: You never had a chance with him anyways?

by OneSelenaBieberDirection January 8, 2012

serenade

when fraternities come to sing little songs to the girls at sorority houses. This usually happens during pledgeship and the new members are the ones doing the singing. The boys will often change words of popular songs to suit the sorority/school and have to be dressed up.

SAE did a really cute serenade, it was Taylor swift will all the words changed!

by aks1312 January 2, 2012

Half Your Age Plus Seven

Years ago this rule-of-thumb stated that a man is most attracted physically to a woman half his age plus seven. But in recent years this rule has been perverted. The new meaning is that dating a woman younger than "half your age plus seven" is considered anything from "inappropriate" to "indecent".

How superficial is that.

Other superficial rules have fallen away over time.
- Religion: In our society today, most people approve of a romance where the participants have different religions. Right?
- Height: It's ok for the woman to be taller than the man. No?
- Race/Ethnicity: They might be different races, ethnicities, or come from vasty different cultures / nations, and that is ok, right?
- Gender: A majority even approve of same-sex relationships.

But G-d forbid that a 50 year old man should date a 31 year old woman? This is indecent?

If you really are judging other peoples romantic relationships by this "half plus seven" rule, you need to do some soul searching.

That young guy is complaining because the women he's attracted to is dating an older man. He says they break the "half your age plus seven" rule. But hey, they sure look happy together!

by Michael-A July 15, 2013