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Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.

Go get that shit!
You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
by FlyerMain February 3, 2021
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Full Body Seizure

A 'full body seizure' is the bodys reaction to a bad day.

Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.
One Day In Andrewville.

Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...

He Went for a walk in to his garden...

Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.

- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.
by QueenOfDiamonds.x August 26, 2009
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seier

Dude I was so seier last night. I threw up like 4 times.
by mbegley10 October 2, 2007
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seiyard

A person claiming Saint Seiya to be the best anime ever, even though he/she has not seen other series.

Commonly used in reference to a Saint Seiya fanboy, who typically joins a channel or forum that fansubs said anime to ask stupid questions (who is the most powerfull golden saint?).

Idiots who go into forums of anime n beg for anime n ask ton of stupid questions abt it like WHEN ISSIT GONNA BE RELEASED (HADEs SAGA)
infoguia Forums Anime

>Ikki< i'm newbie, BTW Who is the most powerfull golden saint?
>BB> o shit, who cares..... you are the 10000000 seiyard was ask for same thing
by Yuji November 30, 2004
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Seizure

the state in which you are seeing dots all over, and it is interrupting your vision, and its blocking what's in front of you. in this case, when you try to grab a piece of cheese, you may accidentally grab a condom
A (the kid whos having a seizure): hey, did I just grab a pickle? I'm having a seizure so I can't tell
B: bro... that's my dick
by roro/ March 22, 2022
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Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth
The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.
by Solo February 15, 2004
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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