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University High School

A high school in Irvine, California where everyone is super hyper focused on the following topics:

1.) Grades- a vast majority of Uni is students that are overly obsessed with their GPA and grades. These are the students that will basically go at *extreme* lengths to raise their 89.9 to a 90.

2.) Drugs/Juuls- those who have given up on the fierce academic competition resort to drugs (mainly weed) and vaping in order to fit in. These kids can be found during classes vaping in bathroom stalls or during various points throughout the day crowded around one locker each trying to grab at the pot supply of whoever’s locker it is.

3.) Status- throughout every aspect of life at Uni is the status that comes with each individual move that they do. Some become focused on this ideal and devote their high school careers to having the coolest Instagram theme or wearing the right kinds of clothes.

In addition to these Uni fixiations, you may have noticed that Uni is located in Irvine. Irvine has been the safest city in the US for several years in a row and has garnered its reputation as being the “Irvine Bubble”. Everyone has a different interpretation of this, but the basic themes are as follows:

1.) No Poverty
2.) No Violence
3.) No Reality

All in all, University High School is a diverse community filled with different students and teachers making it both the best and worst school ever.
College Application Administrator: So, where did you attend high school?
College Applicant: University High School, in Irvine.

College Application Administrator: With those grades? That’s impressive.

Student 1: Where’d you get that pot?

Student 2: Off of some Uni kid
by woodbridgesucks October 15, 2018
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Bedford High School

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.
Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.
by hehe that’s a mood March 6, 2019
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Sunlake high school

Welcome to sunfake highs school where people have sex in the Juul room and seniors fuck freshmen in there cars if you’ve never smoked weed you definitely don’t go to sunlake... keep it classy Seahawks
Sunlake high school is the trashiest school in Florida but yee yee brUther.

Hey what school do you go to ?

Sunlake wbu ?

Exits the chat.
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Al Dhafra private school

A cursed land of the most dramatic, crappy and shitty people and education. Mrs.Deema the girl's supervisor also known as pain in the ass, her words of wisdom are "HABIBTI or SABITAAA". And we have Mrs.Sally the most dramatic yet the most annoying person you'll ever meet. The education described as shit or nonsensical/non-existent. People there are basically snakes, everyone there is not in the right state of mind. The only thing you might enjoy is Volleyball, where you get all your anger out by hitting a ball so hard thinking it's Mrs.Deema's face. And then we have the most famous person, Mr.Ashraf also known for the most loudest and fattest creature on earth.
And finally, we have our science teacher(not all grades). The most retarted teacher in all Abudhabi. Not only she doesn't know how to teach, she doesn't know how to speak or control the class, her classes are basically free but once you get her quizzes, Allah y3enek "may god help you". She bring her questions from her behind.
Al Dhafra Private School is popularly know for the all the snakes and fake people.
by Anonymous anti social person November 4, 2019
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South Charnwood High School

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.
Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.
by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020
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montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit
Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there
by DtYJun August 21, 2021
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St. Matthew High School

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.
by haydengreemo May 20, 2019
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