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Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.
Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
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Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis
Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed
by evandude September 11, 2011
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Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.
Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.
by Lavosk June 14, 2023
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Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word
Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"
by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023
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Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday
"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"
by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023
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sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.
I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .
by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023
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Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018
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