Sauch 

The word that means anything you want it to mean. It can be used in different tenses such as sauchin', sauched, sauches, sauchness, saucher, etc.

I sauched her last night man.
Did you see his sauch yet?
Don't be such a sauch.
I had such a sauchin' time.
He got sauched last night.
What a pain in the sauch.
What the sauch is her problem?
Look at all those sauches over there.
WHAT THE SAUCH!

Sauch by Sauch Master 3000 August 4, 2008

sarcy 

Abbreviation for sarcastic, or the word used by a dumbshit who can't spell scary right.

Kim:Why do you always have 2 be so sarcy?
Tim:I'm not i'm being scary.GRRRRRRRR!!

sarcy by hannah_da_freek March 26, 2005

awesome sauce

a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.

the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.

chel: i just got a hired at Big Lots.
macgyver: awesome sauce.

awesome sauce by elemental June 22, 2005

hot sauce condom 

A risky (but kinky) activity with the male wearing two condoms with hot sauce in between them. A successful act is when it doesn’t break, but when one breaks, either the hot sauce leaks into the woman, or the man causing horrible pain but also the excitement of risk.

Marv prepared the hot sauce condom and went to fucking Lucy. They were into kinky stuff, so the hot sauce condom was a regular thing. Marv thrusted Lucy hard, over and over. UHHH! HARDER! HARDERRRR! YESSS! Marv gave it all he got until the condom broke on his end. He didn’t feel it at first, but when he felt pain, he knew something was wrong. He was about to orgasm when he pulled out. He yelled in pain. “Ow, my dick!” He rushed to the bathroom to wash off the hot sauce. It burned his dick and he clutched it in pain. Then the blue balls syndrome hit him. His balls dragged across the carpet as he attempted to crawl away.

hot sauce condom by Well, shit. January 17, 2018

Weak Sauce 

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

Weak Sauce by Austin August 3, 2004

Sauce the Goat 

To pick-up an Ugly person when highly intoxicated.

Billy sure did sauce the goat last night.

"Wow boy's I almost sauced the goat last night"

Sauce the Goat by Dalhousie's finest November 22, 2009

Shred Sauce 

Shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. Shred sauce is generally available in high altitude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the "Skier" (and occasionally the "Snowboarder"), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest gnar gnar pow pow. These odd ski creatures who enjoy spreading, consuming and bathing in the scrumptious Shred Sauce prefer to do so on Bluebird days, although the most frequent application of Shred Sauce occurs on days of the heaviest of snowfalls, when skiers and riders alike tend to consume or otherwise make use of copious amounts of Shred Sauce after a huge dump of pow.

Bro, we just dumped a shit ton of Shred Sauce all over the mountain today with 2 feet of fluffy pow...epic day, bro, epic!

Shred Sauce by Buythecameradude November 9, 2010