False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

by Owensbus August 31, 2022

Sexy Samara

A super buff fortnite god

Woah! Look at the Sexy Samara! He is so muscular and attractive!

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Sexy Samara

A super buff man who is very attractive in looks

Woah! Look at that Sexy Samara! He’s so attractive and muscular! He just made my day. He’s probably super good at fortnite too

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Lada Samara

A cheap Soviet shitbox with electronics from Bosch (of course it's Bosch) and a motor designed by Porsche to use any fuel-like liquid the USSR was using that sold so much the European Union made the regulations on greenhouse gas emmisions stricter so it became illegal to sell

"The Lada Samara is such a cool car, but it's a shame it's no longer produced"

by Pinzo17 March 6, 2026

Sa Si Sa Samarro Jinazi WHOROELZI Novena Prayer

Our creator of japni lord Kahiem Roel The Maximilian Kolbe with request to use infant Jesus of prague miraculous powers to defeat odds of mental compression of mild cognitive impairment from pity schemrs. PRay for the chapter of ecclesiastes chapter 4 verse 10 to be evident to my words of theory and I pray folklore magic mythology defeats all evil hands of drumming rhythm let's make Deutoronmy chapter 5 verse 8 the entire chapter be content to my word of Sikh mythology Adolfkahiem Sikhist Sikh jain jinazist organization with AHiMSA Micchami dukkadam with om nama shivaya with the tri-loka of my bodily diaphragm to be in the act of beating the odds of victory with my image of infant Jesus of prague finding my baby picture that shows effect to my theory exposing to disbelief of my true identity of Sikh jain High Rank with ROEHOE Roulette on YouTube playing global radio now. Waheguru ji to Creator of life of the Hebrew with TefiAllah discipline of Kabbalah with less discipline of kadarism with uncountable rewards. I pray for financial compensation to create some to make the sunrise tomorrow with the greeo mythology God Apollo out shining the radiation of voodooism witchcraft evil sorcery evil wizardships evil Obeah man of baphomecy who made manipulation seem false to seeming real.

Sa Si Sa Samarro Jinazi WHOROELZI Novena prayer Adolfkahiem Be Sikhist On YouTube

by ADOLFKAHIEM April 18, 2022

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023