Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 10, 2023

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

by jpen October 8, 2016

Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 28, 2011

Cheap rub game

To have someone touch,rub,feel you in a sexual,playful,flirty, nonchalant manner without it being too obvious. Aka Flirting

Ex) Dude, wtf, were you just givin my girl the cheap rub game??

Ex) That guy kept tryin to do the ol cheap rub game.. kept nonchalantly grazing my ass while we danced..

by DnbTaintpuncher December 27, 2008

Reverse belly rub

When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.

"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"

by Stefonio August 5, 2017

Louisiana dry rub

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.

Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."

by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014