road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

Road Asprin

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.

by Don F April 30, 2006

Road Smegma

Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.

'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'

by Clank May 31, 2007

Road-Tard

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.

Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

Roading

To go out with a friend, usually in a car and "road" around your local area. This includes putting your windows down and driving round needlessly, playing loud music, usually grime.

Callum "Sup G, we roading tonight?"

George "Yes mate, got some sick new tunes to play"

by youthzeh September 7, 2016

Roadman

A roadman is someone who is probably from london and thinks they're the shit - even though they're always robbing stuff and doing drugs!!!

Rah look at that roadman!!!! bitch he high af!!!

by lolol58 November 20, 2017

Roadman

Someone who walks around the streets acting bad. They come in Britain and will sometimes go up to girls and ask for their snap. You’ll often see them with a north face jacket on with Nike shoes on. They sometimes come in gangs. If u don’t wanna die stay away.

Roadman 1: that girl is looking peng still.
Roadman 2: ay, go move to her.
Roadman 1: ay say no more.
Roadman 1: ay lemme get ur snap real quick still.
Girl: ewww move ur like 10.
Roadman 1: ay ur butters anyways, move.

by Urnumber1britishgal May 30, 2020