rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

by lord anton June 24, 2025

Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.

Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!

by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025

Rectan

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK IT UP ENHAAA

The drawing looks like a rectan!

by ic_79 September 16, 2025

Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life

He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.

by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025

Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025