poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Ploopday

An instance when, after taking a Sunday afternoon nap, one feels totally refreshed and rejuvenated as if there is a whole new day. This day takes place between a Sunday and a Monday.

I had a great nap today and am ready to start Ploopday.

by SweatPants38 April 13, 2011

Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet

Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

poopalotasaurus

a person who frequently poops massive amounts of excrement

Lindsay was in the bathroom for an hour. She is a poopalotasaurus.

by poopyfacemcgee May 2, 2012

Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.

This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.

by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012

Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.

During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr

by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013