Essex Polo Pony 

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

Essex Polo Pony by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

tire swing pony 

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

tire swing pony by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Petting the pony 

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

Petting the pony by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

One Track Pony 

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

One Track Pony by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

Testonerony bologna pony by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

One horse pony 

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

One horse pony by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

pony girl 

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

pony girl by lnorennny July 30, 2006