push for pizza

The easiest way to order pizza ever.

Dude, push for pizza.

by The Pizza Whisperer February 26, 2015

pizza nips

Pizza nips are very scary things to see in the dark but when in light they are unbearable.

When she busted out the big old pizza nips i almost fainted.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.

I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.

by Rebeli May 26, 2016

Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.

I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.

by dimdumjim August 31, 2016

pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.

I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.

by jewdy7 October 12, 2008

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

pizza back

Like pizza face. But in reference to ones back.

That guy has a serious pizza back!

by Sakaido March 29, 2007