smoothie pipeline 

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

smoothie pipeline by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

paint the pipe 

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

paint the pipe by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Pulling your pipe 

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

Pulling your pipe by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

Banging on a sewer pipe 

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

Banging on a sewer pipe by EeezEats.com December 24, 2018

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

leaky alaskan pipeline 

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions

Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

leaky alaskan pipeline by realtimecrease August 20, 2022

put the bowstring up your pipehole 

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

put the bowstring up your pipehole by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015