A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
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A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
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Taking a dump on your partner's chest.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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