texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Pete Wentz

the biggest klavier gavin kinnie who doesn't even know who klavier gavin is

"doesn't klavier gavin kinda remind you of pete wentz?"
"actually, in my case its vice versa. pete wentz reminds me of klavier gavin !!!!!!!!!!! they're both gay swagsters in bands with style :cold_sweat:"

by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022

A pete

When you join a conversation late and misunderstand what the conversation is about and say something out of conext.

John: "This trunk looks like its filled to the brim"
A Pete: "who likes a rim?"

by toolio13 October 1, 2025

3-Pete

The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber

Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s

by Prism1857 August 9, 2018

Pete's Clubhouse

Pete's Clubhouse is a meme of Pete Dancing, famously popularized by Twitter and fans of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and people who remember or are nostalgic of the show. In the video he repeats the words "Pete's Clubhouse" over and over.

Hey bro, have you seen the new funny meme recently?
No, what is it?
It's a video of Pete dancing to a song he made where he says "Pete's Clubhouse"

by Landon & Emma January 7, 2024

Pete

Pete is a silly billy who got platinum trophy on hollow knight to compensate for his very small Willy, he also loves to get litty with the local nitty but he’s been banned from rotation now for chonging the crack pipe every time it’s his drag

Nitty. “Yo Pete stop blemming the pipe we’ve only got a few rocks left!”

Pete. “Nah G I need 1 more hit pls bro I’ll tickle your balls for one more drag”

Nitty. “That’s gay bro you are now kicked off rotation and banned from the crack den”

by A1 Trappy September 5, 2023