A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
by Vijay238 August 6, 2014
Get the Pant Burnmug. Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it
by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008
Get the jungle pantsmug. Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
Get the juky pantsmug. Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014
Get the Cozy Pantsmug. by CougarMom August 24, 2018
Get the Pleasure pantsmug. After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009
Get the pant-a-looniemug. when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020
Get the munch pantsmug.