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Gladie Punch

The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.
Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.
by Gladie July 12, 2006
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Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
by f'd August 4, 2010
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cooter punch

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.
She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.
by Menou. May 10, 2006
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when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON
by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009
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Riot punch

A fruit flavored beverage mixed with unhealthy amounts of grain alcohol, usually consumed directly from a container of no less than 1 gallon for guaranteed effectiveness. Strong chance that consumption will lead to rioting and fighting, with added possibilities of pillaging, plundering and conquering of small villages.
Let's drink some riot punch before the game and bring the pain. I'm gonna annihilate some poor girl's vagina.
by NGC316 February 3, 2010
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D-Punch the A-Hole

The act of performing anal sex.
My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!
by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011
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Minnesota Sucker Punch

meteorology. An onslaught of heavy snow and extreme cold following a brief period of mild, pleasant weather. Common in March. Statistically coincides with State Boys Basketball Tournament.
"Man, with the beautiful weather we've been having, I thought spring was here. Turns out we were just being set up for the Minnesota Sucker Punch.
by The Mind of Matt March 1, 2010
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