Jet off

To leave a place or situation without the consent of a superior or partner, mainly for the sole purpose of self fulfillment and enjoyment; Usually referring to work or unfavorable events.
Why stay in school today when we can jet off after attendance is taken?
by Jet Off August 28, 2009
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off the sauce

Phrase describing someone who is no longer drinking alcohol.
"My bitch isn't fun anymore, she is off the sauce."

"That's the last time I wake up in the middle of the freeway at 3 am with a cow, now I'm off the sauce."
by minovia April 13, 2017
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Boob Off

A contest that is held between two women with breasts of similar size and shape that is
usually instigated by male onlookers. The contest is to determine who has the larger and/or
better looking breasts. This contest is to be held with the contestants topless.
Dude, that chick has some hot tits. No dude, that other chick has some hotter tits.
I disagree, looks like we need to have a boob off.
by Mr. Dookie Poo June 21, 2007
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Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
by The E Man11231 April 10, 2017
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rocks off

To ejaculate, experience orgasm. Particularly a male.
I'm always hearing voices on the street,
I want to shout, but I can't hardly speak.
I was making love last night
To a dancer friend of mine.
I can't seem to stay in step,
'Cause she come ev'ry time that she pirouettes over me.

And I only get my rocks off while I'm dreaming,
I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeping.

-- The Rolling Stones, "Rocks Off"
by Houngh December 04, 2006
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wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005
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sod off

British slang for piss off, fuck off, get lost. Anything in that fashion.
by Yamapi May 13, 2006
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