boss hog

n. - A person believing that he or she and their actions/opinions are relevant or pertinent in the eyes of their peers/coworkers, when in reality they are just a disgusting repulsive shit head (hog) and everyone typically bitches about and makes fun of them behind their back. Typically one who has the demeanor of a truck driver.

v. - see "boss hogging"
Dude, Garth thinks he knows so much and loves feeling important in front of new employees. He is such a fucking boss hog.

Man, Dave needs to get back to driving his stinky ass box truck and stop trying to be such a boss hog!
by TittyfaceJenkins April 13, 2011
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hog out

To rapidly and thoroughly clean an extremely dirty location. Usually best accomplished by renting a dumpster or throwing everything away. Derived from the cleaning of pig pens.
Dude had to hog out his pad before his new girlfriend came to visit.
by Mikeyhead June 27, 2010
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phone hog

1. Someone who you have never met, but while talking to them on the phone, you realize that they sound like a deranged hog.
COOL! I like stalking people too. (Fucking Wierdo)
by Unknown000 March 06, 2005
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Boss Hog

The act of pinching your foreskin just prior to ejaculation so as to create a seal, preventing the semen from exiting. Results in the foreskin bloating like a water balloon. The foreskin is then let go, releasing the semen, usually onto another person. Can also be performed with urine. Is considered by many to be highly arousing, sometimes performed as an alternative to traditional coital acts.
Tim: "Hey did you see Henry on Cath lastnight?"

Peter: "Yeah, looked like he was boss hogging her!"

Tim: "Oath, his foreskin looked like a basketball!"
by Robert is Big August 04, 2013
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Hog rider

A female that likes to have sex with a man with a big penis.
That hog rider has to have meat curtains!
by InkSlammer22 September 19, 2016
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fat hog

A big dork or jerk. Such as one who is unaware of his surroundings, or uncaring of others' feelings
by madd doctor August 06, 2007
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blind hog

a blind hog is a cock w/ shit clogged in the pee hole due to ass fucking.
I had a blind hog after fucking her in the ass.
by baugh March 28, 2004
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