winning the rat race

This is a cynical saying about competition in life, the rats keep winning the rat race. The low and ruthless become most successful.

I'm gonna retire l am tired of the rats winning the rat race.

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

Vietnamese drag race

While driving on a two lane street, being stuck behind two Vietnamese drivers who are going 15 mph below the posted speed limit.

I would have been on time but i was stuck in a Vietnamese drag race for 4 blocks!!

by rubber_ fucky January 07, 2011

Crash Team Racing

Also known as CTR, it is only the greatest video game ever created. There really isn't anything else you can say. If you didn't experience this game as a child, you should probably just end your life right here and now. You have no reason to exist anymore.

Dude did you see Kevin playing Crash Team Racing? He's incredible!
Yeah dude, he's a CTR god.

by drbkelso October 30, 2013

The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Critical Race Theory

Euphumism for "Racism"

Critical Race Theory is the study of racism.

by childleash November 01, 2022

Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

by cstonz February 11, 2009

Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021