Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 03, 2011
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morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest
I spilled my morning milk all over her chest
by Methusala March 13, 2017
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Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.
Hey, we only have hole milk.
by Dandylorian September 07, 2022
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Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache
Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
by LukeSmashing January 04, 2017
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MILF Milk

milk ur mom makes
by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018
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Hella Milk

Hella Milk is a movement for better milk with more calcium, more fiber and overall more nutritive matter for healthier development and happier life.

It started as a petition but it didn't stop there; it got more than 30 signs.

The movement was started by ig user: ellena0302.
The account is managed by H.S. & E.B.

They advocate for life without osteoporosis.
"Hey, have you heard of Hella Milk?"
"Yes! They cured my osteoporosis."
"That's awesome! Do you think they can do the same for me?"
"Yes, of course!"
by RealGod666 February 13, 2019
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