Numb Hammer

When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.

HOLY SCHNIIIKIES! I can't feel my hammer!

Dude, it's OK, you've just got Numb Hammer...

Oh OK... :)

by minuccp March 27, 2009

Nuella

Nuella is a beautiful fun and outgoing person who is real friend and will be down to ride nuella is thick and very goofy so if you have an nuella you should keep her around .

Dang you should really get a nuella .

by Bapetism January 6, 2017

nut boy

somebody with an ugly ass peanut head

Kendall looking like a NUT BOY

by chortles November 12, 2017

Nurse Kitty

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.

I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

nuckshot

When a dog holds a red rubber bone in its mouth incorrectly so that the dog looks like it is sucking a red rubber penis with balls instead.

B: babe, grab Cody! He is holding that damn bone in his mouth again and it looks messed up.

J: take a picture and share on FB doll, that’s a nuckshot!

by Chostkun April 19, 2021

Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009

Smoking nut

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020