bum notes

the playing of a song through farting. similar to belching the song or alphabet but made so through the anus

William played the William tell Overture through his anus in D minor, aka The bum notes

by Hors December 4, 2005

note to self

An insult said to someone's face, disguised by making it sound like a reminder on a PDA.

Karl: Note to self: Jason eats man-feces.
Jason: No I don't!

by 5X5 July 9, 2004

Noteeth

There is no teeth in a place where there typically is a set of teeth.

Everytime I see some wannabe important loser with a Bluetooth in traffic, I want to perform a Noteeth operation.

by BOboDHObo October 20, 2007

Gay note

Much like a side note; an announcement made by a straight man that he is about to make a seemingly homosexual statement.

Dude, if your girlfriend doesn't hurry up we're going to be late; and on a gay note, you shouldn't wear brown shoes with a tuxedo.

by Brutal Iris July 12, 2011

death note music plays

means that bieber boy is near and you should repent your sins hahahaha apples with be stolen from right out your hand. make sure to stay holy or u might die lolz.

bully: hey loser you suck ballz
loser: *reaches hand into bacpack with pen
*death note music plays

by theyocreator September 21, 2021

crotch punch high note

when somebody punches somones crotch repeaditively until they cannot talk in a low voice anymore

man jerry just crotch punch high noted me so i gave him one

by crotch punch high note May 19, 2009

suicide note

A person (male or female) that is overwelhmingly depressing and sad to talk to, almost to the point that you wish that person would kill themself just so you dont have to engage in another conversation with them in this lifetime!

At the party last wednesday I tried hooking up with this chick but after she got 9 beers in her she started sobbing like a 2 year-old about how her family was just hacked to pieces by a serial killer. She was a total suicide note!

Im really into Tracy but with all her problems in life that girl reads like a suicide note!

by ricketycrkt December 25, 2011