Martelle

The art of cock blocking one's self or failing to take an obvious hint with a member of the opposite gender

I was with a girl on the weekend but i totally did a Martelle

by Mwils May 2, 2014

ball-mart

A place that a person goes to get up the nerve to do something.

"Brendan, you have to do somethig!"
"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"

by tlycc girl August 6, 2008

Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

by JC February 17, 2004

martel dormitory

Archaic term used by jealous Rice Students to refer to Martel College, the ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.

I'm headed to Martel dormitory. HAHA Martel is not a college.

That's right, cuz we're your Daddy.

by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004

marta

a super hot croatian chick who hates her life and wishes she could drive

marta: "oh man, i hate my life! i wish i could drive!"

by znas tko... ;) December 28, 2004

Jump in your wal-mart

To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.

I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!

by Sloane Blefferson April 11, 2008

Martavious

A person who only feed you lies just to leave you at the end.

Martavious is a lier

by Miraclemia December 8, 2018