MoronicDEMON

My log-in handle since i was like 12.
If ever you do something incredibly stupid and foolish and you have to laugh about it later and call yourself a moron you were probably being watched over by one of my minions. Don't worry we wont hurt you. Our powers extend only to the power of making you trip and what not. Not causing fatal car accidnets... we are mischievious... not malicious

I am the MoronicDEMON

by MoronicDEMON May 6, 2004

merrons

A way to say melons, almost always referring to breasts. Derived from an Asian's accent.

Dude 1: Rook at that pair of merrons that femare has dare.

Dude 2: .... What?

by Sid Mufuggin Blair December 23, 2008

Moron

Synonym for Donald Trump. The president with the lowest IQ ever. Total failure as a leader and mishandled of the corona virus response.

Donald Trump is a total moron.

by DefenderOfTheReplic June 28, 2020

derby mooron

Noun
The people who go DerbyMoorCommunity Sports Collage. Generaly called this by students of Littleover Comunity School

Jim: your a derby mooron
bob: school sucks

by flibit* September 9, 2008

mormon

NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me

im proud to be mormon

by megan May 7, 2005

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010

Moron

1) A person who lacks intellect enough to make proper sense of even the basic things in life. This usually includes politicians, nerds, geeks and any other mentally or socially handicaped people.
2) People that cannot, or choose not to define things properly because they lack common sense.

1) George W Bush is a moron; that Nerd doesn't know what he's missing....moron.
2)Moron: Moron is the opposite of Lesson and has a similar meaning to Lessoff
Not-Moron: You have to be a moron to come up with that.

by TheOnlyAce May 9, 2006