maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Inspector Moroney

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.

"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."

by busyhands March 12, 2010

Go Mormon

When a older man is sexually attracted to a girl who is young enough to be his teenage daughter.

" That girl is so pretty, it makes me want to go Mormon".

by Rufusdog75 May 8, 2010

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

maroon five

Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.

Ugh, my daughter is going to a Maroon Five concert... where did we go wrong?

by Tiberius July 26, 2004

Mormon Code

noun
1. Bull shit

Everything I do is influenced by the Mormon Code.

by CowScreamer321 September 29, 2012

Mormon style

When in Utah, the preferred method of having sex with an un-married Mormon women

While on vacation in Park City, UTah, Joe overheard the bartender say that "girls here only take it Mormon style, you know butt sex."

by Bpness April 23, 2014