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Monteiz

Monteiz is someone you will meet in life and would probably be the first monteiz you ever knew but monteiz is sometimes chill but also he can be hyper and crazy he likes rod wave music and is very dressing sometimes because if you couldn’t tell by rod wave monteiz has had his heart broken a lot but he always tries to get a girl just to get his heart broken again but he really doesn’t care and when you also meet monteiz you would see how athletic he is but in other words monteiz is nice, funny, athletic, smart, and caring
Monteiz is good at basketball . Monteiz is so nice. *Monteiz listening to rod wave*, *rod wave saying*,”it’s always in the wrong hands, I don’t think I will use it again, I would do the faith thing and give it a try, but if it stay, it’ll take over my mind, I’ve got a heart 4 sale ,I don’t need it, I’ve got a heart 4 sale and it’s bleeding, I’ve got a heart 4 sale you can keep it, I’ve got a heart 4 sale.”
by Kflock November 22, 2021
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Montek

If you are BeSt FrIeNd with Montek than you don’t need to worry he is the best person you ever met
by Montek November 23, 2021
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Monteskilla

The Most Black and Dangerous king the world has ever seen!
He can looks like a bad boy buy he Is so sweet and gay
He likes recivinge big Surprise in the ass hole
Neve let your keys fall down when you are next to him, It could be the last thing you Will pick up for the rest of your life
Run! Take your family in safe! Monteskilla Is comin'!!!
by Ovolollo November 23, 2021
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monteira

funniest person you will ever meet. a person who has a great personality, smart,nice,caring,known but not popular and,antisocial.
Monteira is so cool
by hehehwbwnnx November 24, 2021
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Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.
I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021
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Monteo

A darkskin boy with 280 waves and can steal your girl because of his 107 inch shlong
by thegirlthatknowsnicethings January 16, 2022
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Montemayor

Another word for "noisy"

Jose Montemayor Jr. is a presidential candidate on the Philippines. And, when he goes into a debate, he always says non-sense to his other opponents, which is "noisy."
Bakit ang "montemayor" ni Jose, doktor at abogado pa naman siya.
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