Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.

Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.

by monkey blanket July 19, 2017

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Monkey Bar Sex

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019

Monkey Shagger

chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021