Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Batty Matty Harris

When someone thinks they are in control or have more power over other people but all they do is paint wagons.

Oh stop being a Batty Matty Harris will you!

by SdjrHarry July 5, 2022

The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Yung Matty

awkward ass nigga who cant rap

YUNG MATTY hopped on the track and damn my black nigga that shit was so wack!

by Chimarutheblack June 22, 2025