Image Merchant

A pretentious person who cares about their social image to the point where they would harm others around them and switch up on their friends just to carve out a certain reputation for themselves; an advanced form of social climbing.

Mark deleted all of his really cool social media posts as soon as he started befriending those frat dudes just because he thought they would criticize him for it, what an image merchant! Never expected that from such a chill guy.

by SSJHamood February 21, 2026

Decision Merchant

A professional fighter that only wins by decision

Merab and Evloev are decision merchants

by Firenuts March 10, 2026

Peakestia Mercenarius

A player of the asymmetrical horror mobile game, Identity V who mains the character, Mercenary. More importantly, it is to refer to someone who is a good Merc player. Much like an endangered species, these players are hard to come by — hence the name.

Hey, do you mind if my friend joins us for rank? He's a Peakestia Mercenarius.

by stupidzukela May 17, 2025

Skull Merchant Treatment

The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye

Oh no, they're giving x killer the skull merchant treatment

by Puffalope June 2, 2025

Skull Merchant Treatment

The sacred and catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly—so viciously—that not even the memory of its former shape survives.

"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.

"Don't bother playing Mercy anymore, she got the full Skull Merchant Treatment."

by June905 June 2, 2025

Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 7, 2025

Dirty Merano

A Gay man jerking too low fat curd cheese while doing the helicopter with his Cock and proceeds to have an orgasm upside down on his fried eggs to keep his proteins stable.

"Going to the gym today was so hard, I really need a dirty Merano right now..."

by Gooningman69420 July 7, 2025