mage

A mage is a student at a college or university who pervasively disrupts the class ethic for his/her melodramatic behaviour.

I couldn't even get through the rest of the class because Justin was being such a mage.

by thefanthatgetshitbyshit. November 11, 2019

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

by Boogalini July 7, 2022

derk magerk

1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth

2. derk

Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night

Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk

by Fritz Haarmann January 6, 2009

queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.

When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.

by Miss Stranddd September 12, 2009

Black mage

This is a woman that is really attractive, really smart, and truly in love with someone but is involved with a satanic cult and/or an organization that the person who uses this word finds to be evil.

I don't care if she's a black mage, she's still going to be married to me.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger, flavored with bay leaf

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018