library of congress

n. Public repository of books, DVDs, soft couches etc where assorted street people can mingle and, often, engage in sexual activity between the shelves.

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The downtown library of congress is a good place to check out homeless babes.

You mean ‘homelasses’?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

the library

a school library run by a librarian commonly known as Miss V, Villilardo or Villilardo guttardo retardo. she is in charge of the library that sadly has no books, apart from toad rage - the autobiography of a toad mum and an amazingly cool poem book. popular library activities include the jumping game, eating peoples rubbers and complaining at the obvious lack of books. there is an amazing set of library rules and it is up to the older occupants of the library to set an example to the year sevens (a bad example).

Danielle: there are no books in the library! miss v why don't you buy some books??

Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!

by your face is a sock September 9, 2010

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

memorial library

A Memorial Library could be viewed as a library established to remind people of the works of a person in form of archival documents, e.g. texts, books, paper both published and unpublished and other items or materials at the demise of a person in his honor.

You can find the Late Professor Ayodele Tella's work on homeopathy in his Memorial Library

by T'LA April 17, 2016

Tubular libation

The act of enjoying a fine beverage through the use of a straw.

Wow, she is really enjoying that margarita! She is in a state of tubular libation!

by jzantjer December 19, 2016

lil libra

Lil Libra is Elaine an she's outta this world.

Elaine is so that Lil Libra

by Ugh it's me December 20, 2016

motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.

"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."

by top_kek December 28, 2016