Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.

The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.

by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Junkie

Larry Moore

Shoots Methamphetamine and cocaine, hides it from most while pretending to be sober to the rest of the world.

Also smokes heroin

How can that junkie be so fat and smelly

by Audrina loves ya December 9, 2019

Sauce Junkie

Someone who puts a mountain of sauce on their plate when they only ever end up using a very small amount of it.

"Did you see how much sauce Marc put on his fry up? What a sauce junkie"

by GGEE December 18, 2012

Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

Terrorism Junkie

A person, group of people, or organization that thrives and thirsts to terrorize other people seeking a specific outcome out of the reaction that they get from terrorizing someone or a group of people resulting in a euphoric high that is incomparable to any other high on the planet.

That Terrorism Junkie finally got his arse handed to him in court.
Be careful with that crowd son, they'll turn you into a terrorism junkie.

by Ghost ties May 11, 2023