Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person

I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.

by thesnowbunny December 15, 2023

Jerry

He really wants to get with a certain girl that's name rhymes with basmin

Jerry just really loves basmin

by Basminlover911 November 21, 2023

The Jostle of Jerry

when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)

bro bob gave me the Jostle of Jerry in the bathroom i need a hug

by Rotisserie February 16, 2024

Jerry Hunter

A weekend worrier type sportsman, whom puts zero-to-no effort into an outdoor activity, yet expects top results to fall in his/her lap. A Jerry hunter will often try using YouTube, podcasts, or anything written on the internet to learn the great outdoors, rather than spending spending time outdoors

Let’s go hunt that other spot, Looks Like there’s a bunch of Jerry hunters in this section.

by Walleye Wizard December 15, 2019

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79

Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Jerried

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.

John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.

by Kyroka June 25, 2024

Dirty Jerry

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.

"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)

by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024