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New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017
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New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
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New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018
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New Jersey Special

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.
Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!
by Gaycie May 26, 2020
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South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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linwood new jersey

the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
omg she's acting like she's from Linwood New Jersey like honey chill your self
by Chill girl November 23, 2016
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