To recommend most enthusiastically. To give an insistent encouragement of something in the form of a review.
A fusion of To jack - (from jack-off) - to appreciate something so much that you would pleasure it sexually if given the opportunity...and ... To recommend.
A fusion of To jack - (from jack-off) - to appreciate something so much that you would pleasure it sexually if given the opportunity...and ... To recommend.
Dave was jackommending the new James Blunt album. He would probably wank him off if he had the chance, whilst trying to tell us to buy the album!
by jonnygive5 March 25, 2011
Get the jackommend mug.Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
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"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
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by JackHawk April 28, 2011
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When Jack grabbed the exposed electrical wire that he had exposed himself, he was shocked. Jack's friend was watching and Jack blamed him cursing and yelling. Jack was being a JACKNARD.
by RUFFDZ September 19, 2011
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by Asher Redman November 9, 2011
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Easiest to do in belly buttons.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
Get the Jacknipple Cruise mug.This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
Get the jackoff assault mug.Jacopedia is a disease in which one cannot stop jacking off ( the arm is always in the jacking off motion and the penis is always erect) Extremely common and may cause death
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