ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.

Damn, that girl is a PAIN IN THE EAR!!

by blazeitup July 9, 2011

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019

tom ear

when a persons ear peeks through their hair
this slang term was defined by a person called tom who always had greasy hair and his ears sticking out

'put that tom ear away!'

'do i have a tom ear again?'

'leave my tom ear alone'

by janit. December 9, 2008

Earring Energy

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

by Your Father's Role Model January 3, 2022

willy ear

When a person has a suspicious looking growth, that resembles a penis, protruding from the ear.

"Eww look at that willy ear!"

by Becky and Wayne November 23, 2007