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Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb
-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick
by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017
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Idiot Fatigue

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.
Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.
by Unknown_Fury June 24, 2010
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Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
by Smart idiot October 19, 2021
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Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
The sea of idiots is vast indeed.
by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004
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fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something
Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny
by Smishy panda February 3, 2021
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