touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

fresh grass

Aesthetic, lush, green grass swaying freshly in the wind. Often referred to when talking about The Thin Red Line.

There's is plenty of fresh grass in The Thin Red Line

by maggulfsen August 8, 2016

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021

million dollar grass

Enough said? If not Million Dolla grass is that fine grass wich is highly illegal to grow cuch as marijuana or Chronic. 1 Kilo sells for a million bucks :P

Hey man you hook me up with that Million dollar grass.

by PAki chan June 4, 2005

ollie on the grass

A policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. Someone who eschews the common observation of "no risk, no reward". Exemplified by wanna-be's, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.

Don't ollie on the grass.

by captain scrappy December 13, 2008

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022