Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.

After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.

by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022

Grandma

The best person in the world.

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!

by Agent frankie March 29, 2021

Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn

by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

grandma

the best cookie maker

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

Grandma

Noun. An elderly woman with bright and wrinkled skin, her hair is white. She is always next to me in everything. Many times give money. Happy if her family is happy too. Many times she says it hurts all of her but only you should take her soft, old hand must be caught and a give a kiss on the red face. All the little things are makes she happy. She is my second mother who raised me. You have a delicious smell, I love you mama.

My grandma is my everything.

by marzipancloud January 19, 2022

Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.

Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol

by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011