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Grand Larceny 

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
Grand Larceny by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Grand-zaddy 

A man who had sex appeal as a zaddy and now lives in the Viagra Triangle.
Brayden used to get it in the 90s but now he’s a grand-zaddy.
Grand-zaddy by Acta non verba September 9, 2025

Grand Reich States

Grand Reich States (G.R.S) is a heavily imperialist clan/server on discord that was made with a merge that was formed on December 9th with clans like 148, RageSec, Project Liberty, etc.
Grand Reich States is a amazing discord clan.
Grand Reich States by GRSEnclave December 18, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.
Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!
grand larsony by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Grand Master Cuck

Someone who has achieved being the biggest cuck of all time
Person 1:My neighbor Jerry is a huge cuck
Person 2:Yeah I know everyone is calling him the grand master cuck

Grand Tour

Fucking all the holes on someone.
Friend 1: Did you assfuck her?

Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: She didn't give you the grand tour?
Friend 2: STFU.

Grand Theft Auto VI

Grand Theft Auto VI (GTA 6/GTA VI) is a video game rumored to be in development, and is part of Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto series. It is a sequel to 2013's Grand Theft Auto V, but unfortunately, GTA 6 will never exist, despite what you've been led to believe from the internet.
There will be world peace before Grand Theft Auto VI releases.