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Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.
Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u
by silly soose November 16, 2018
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Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.
After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!
by Wakkers May 26, 2010
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Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.
"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"
by crazyjizz October 12, 2014
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Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.
*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010
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Goose Chase

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.
Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.
by Newster11111 July 29, 2010
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Silly goose

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose
by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017
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golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!
Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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