beer goggles 

They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.

Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"

Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."

beer goggles by The Original HomeSkillet May 30, 2005

Japanese rain goggles 

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

Japanese rain goggles by C. Harper November 26, 2010

booty goggles 

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

booty goggles by macstudent47 July 9, 2009

Camp Goggles 

Camp goggles is a phrase used to describe consuming media through a camp lens.

Camp has many definitions I will not define them here.

I know Victorious is a bad show but that's what I like about it, I'm watching it through camp goggles.

Camp Goggles by Phosphenesn March 14, 2022

Siberian Sand Goggles 

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

Siberian Sand Goggles by big e226 February 9, 2009

persian goggles 

when a dude puts his jizz around a chicks eyes and licks it off

I gave this chick persian goggles and she let me stick her.

persian goggles by Anonymous August 16, 2003

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

chinese goggles by Monmouth December 9, 2008