Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023

Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 1, 2024

Billy Cheese Fry

When a man dips his erect penis in warm nacho cheese, then is sucked off by a partner.

I gave my girlfriend a Billy Cheese Fry last night.

by Jc2727 April 29, 2024

Party fry

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.

I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.

by Jendingo May 11, 2024

Fry-Clops

When you're so fried that you can only look out of one eye.

"Dude that fifth shot turned me into a Fry-clops."

by Leitio May 11, 2024

Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.

Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024