five-minute mofo

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.
your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.
by ezekial420 January 28, 2005
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5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.
I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.
by Crippler8 February 24, 2008
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good minute

not quite as long as a minute, but as GOOD AS a minute.
Desmond: Yo Mr. Gordon, how long is a "good minute"
Mr. Gordon: less than a minute, but just as good
by Bizzlitz Masta January 15, 2008
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New York Minute

Quicker than quick; a "New York minute" is relative to a few seconds everywhere else.
"It happened so fast; it was all over in a New York minute!"
by sharona December 09, 2003
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Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.
"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"
by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014
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2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
by lordfarkwad April 15, 2017
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Four minute drill

A drinking game where two people sit next to each other at a small table. The game begins by one person taking a shot. The next person then has four minutes to take his shot. The game continues this way until someone is no longer able to drink or pukes. This game works best with the shittiest quality of vodka you can find.
We played four minute drill last night and i still have no idea where my pants are.

After ten shots in thirty minutes i had to stop playing four minute drill.

I knew he was going to win four minute drill because that guy has no regard for his liver.
by klawe March 03, 2011
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