Florida 

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.

Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.

Florida by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014

Florida Five 

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

Florida Five by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida Weekend

Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.

I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.

My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!

Florida Weekend by Arp624 June 25, 2016

Florida mom 

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.

Florida mom by dwigger2 June 17, 2016

Florida 

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

Florida by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"

Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..

Florida Cheeseburger by Definitions for dayz April 22, 2017

Florida Phonebooth 

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.

Florida Phonebooth by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017